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Town's Police Chief Abruptly Resigns

WILLIAMSTON, S.C. -- Williamston's police chief resigned Friday afternoon following a complaint about postings on his Facebook page.

The complaint centers around Richard Inman's profile, where he listed his languages, including "sarcastic," "Ethiopian" and "Jive."

There was also a picture of the inside of a mobile bathroom that read, "Mexican Spaceship."

Inman said he both postings were meant to be funny.

In a letter dated Aug. 12, Inman said: “Please accept this as my letter of resignation as the Chief of Police of Williamston.

“I have been pleased to work for the Town of Williamston and I appreciate all of the opportunities that have been afforded to me. If I can ever be of assistance in the future, please do not hesitate to call on me.”

News 4's Mandy Gaither talked exclusively to Inman following his resignation.

"Obviously, I'm very disappointed that it has come to this, that my Facebook account has now cost me my job -- my career that I've had for 20 years," said Inman. "The mayor said his back was against the wall. I think there's political pressure. I really don't think there's pressure from the citizens of Williamston, who we have treated very fairly the two years I've been here."

Inman said he's leaving on good terms and had nothing negative to say about Williamston Mayor A. Carthel Crout or the town.

Gaither asked Inman if he felt the postings were racially insensitive. In response, Inman said, "No, I don't. Matter of fact, I've gotten several calls from people in the community that are in minority groups that have called to offer their support."

When Inman was asked if he felt he had a bias against minorities, he replied, "Not at all. I worked for agencies where I worked in predominantly minority sections of the city and/or county. Like I said, over 20 years, not one complaint for anything that was racial. Not at all."

Inman believes the complaint, which town officials said was made by the Williamston's former mayor, was politically motivated.

"When you terminate the former mayor's brother, who had been there for 24 years, and it was political fallout from that," said Inman.

When asked if Inman would change the way he posted on Facebook, he replied, "Certainly, I would be more responsible with it. I probably, my sense of humor isn't shared by everyone, so I'd probably be a little more responsible."

At 1:30 p.m., Crout met with Inman.

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  Writing Prompt #3 … I opened the last box, and inside I found (feel free to switch to your favorite “person’)

            On the last day of her self-imposed deadline, Toni stood in front of the mirror in her bathroom, her body clad in work clothes. She heard the threatening rumble of far off thunder and worried they would be rained out. To be sure, she stopped at the bank and withdrew three precious one hundred-dollar bills.

            What Toni had not anticipated was the relaxed pace of the The Johnson Brothers, the crew Gio hired to dispose and redistribute the left over mess of scrap metal and broken parts from the yard. No matter how she cajoled or threatened, she heard the same response. “Yeah mum, no problem.” 

           As he stuffed the first one hundred dollar bill into his pocket, the man in charge smiled and shouted to his cousin. “Yeah man, let’s move it. Miss Antoinette, she has a deadline.”

            Seven hours later, soaked through from the deluge of an unforgiving torrential rain, Toni dragged herself into the lobby of her building and for a moment sat on the third step leading to her door. She kicked off her boots and too exhausted to move further, she leaned on the wall. She shoved her hand in the pocket of her jeans to be sure it was still there. It teased her fancy to sit and anticipate what it might be. “What’aya know about that. A bonus for me.”

            Soon she succumbed to the temptation, grabbed the boots and let herself into her apartment. Two weeks clearing out the accumulated rubble from an auto salvage yard had garnered Toni three strange finds.

            The first was a cigar box that when opened held traffic tickets for a John O’Hara that dated back twenty years. “Wow, I would have kept this stored in my wall safe.”

            The second was a small-corrugated box, the kind used for shipping electronics. It was electronic all right, an electric massager used for unmentionable activities.

            The last box she had stuffed into her jeans. She walked into the bathroom and pulled out a crusty blue box. Carefully she ran it under hot water until layers of filth loosened and the crusty blue velvet fabric became slimy.

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